The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 51.538 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 43,178 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 837,790 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,560,336 per year while the poor average 48,350, a ratio of 115 to 1.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 12^th in the world and 1^st in Wysteria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 51,043.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.